Thursday 13th April 2006 by C. Freeman
Eagle eyed staff at Brooke Weston spotted two wood pigeons trying to squeeze into an existing nest. After some shuffling and jiggling they obviously decided it was too small. But … this got us thinking … how about trying your hand at a limerick to commemorate this slow news day. Here's the communication officer's version … but we're sure you can do better! No prizes, just the satisfaction of squeezing some terrible rhymes into five lines of poetry! Email your entries to email@example.com and the best will be named and shamed!
Two wily young birds cruised the skies
When a ready made home caught their eyes
This nest at Brooke Weston
Would be lovely to rest on
'Cept the one tiny snag – its small size!